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I Keep Mowing, and Mowing, and Mowing…

Seriously, some days I really hate having a lawn.  I’m considering paving the whole yard.  Of course, then I’d have to do something else annoying as upkeep!

I try to remind myself that I burn 833 calories per hour pushing that lawn mower around.  I’m sure it goes higher or lower, depending on how long or wet the grass is.  It was long and wet, so I burned easily that 833 calories!

That means my day is off to a very good start.  So I’m looking on the bright side of it, and reminding myself that I enjoyed listening to my iPod, I burned all those calories, and I got fresh air.

But, yeah - I still would love to mulch the whole yard and use RoundUp in vast quantities!

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